When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. ~ Erma Bombeck
Man does not cease to play because he grows old; man grows old because he ceases to play. ~George Bernard Shaw
A little girl is sugar and spice and everything nice - especially when she's taking a nap. ~ Author Unknown
While we try to teach our children all about life,
Our children teach us what life is all about.
~ Angela Schwindt
The work can wait while you show the child the rainbow, but the rainbow won't wait while you do the work. ~ Patricia Clafford
There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it. ~ Monta Crane
If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, "keep away from children." ~ Susan Savannah